Friday, 19 February 2010

...keep diggin' that hole Mr. Abbott

He's at it again.

Tony Abbott, stop talking about sex! In particular, stop talking about YOU having sex, with your wife and/or ex-girlfriends/goats. There are people trying to eat out there.

As it is with parents, politicians and sex should not considered in the same thought (unless of course you are Italian). Most pollies have a head like a baboon's arse and the sex appeal of a proboscis monkey in lingerie...I don't want to have any inkling of the fact that you may have a) had intercourse and b) been naked or c) worn budgie smugglers. I know a sexually repressed Catholic upbringing is enough to make any bloke obsessed with the topic of sex, but enough already!


And Tony, I already know your thoughts on young women having sex before marraige, which you tend to put in a very special category, describing a woman's virginity as "the ultimate gift". Well Tony, you may regard the taking of a young lady's virginity as the "ultimate", but I've known a few women in my time and I can tell you, the "ultimate gift" a woman ever gave me was a Black and Decker Workmate.


If anyone needs me, I'll be in my shed.


*Apologies to all baboons and Proboscis Monkeys

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4 Comments:

At 21 February 2010 at 09:45 , Blogger Baino said...

Haha . . well said. I can't believe anyone would get their rocks off with Tony Abbot. . . bleagh. . .bringing up breakfast!

 
At 22 February 2010 at 11:05 , Blogger kiki said...

i'd so prefer the workmate to herpes

 
At 23 February 2010 at 20:03 , Blogger Lorna Lilo said...

I've got a great idea of what to do with Tony Abbott and that workmate thing...

 
At 9 May 2010 at 20:00 , Blogger Robyn said...

hello where are ya ?

hope all is well :)

 

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