Friday, 24 September 2010


I think I have just found my new favourite funniest person with website in the world.

David Thorne and 27b/6.

This is the guy who tried to pay an overdue account with a drawing of a spider. You may have seen it as I generally lag around six months behind popular folklore. Well, I think he's highly entertaining anyway, and look forward to laughing my head off this weekend as I have been annoying my colleagues the last few days and I suspect they think I am finally going insane.

If you have any sense, you've probably never logged on to Chatroulette. I did briefly, and soon realised it should be called Penisroulette. But no doubt you have heard of it. Here is a sample of what David Thorne did there on the rare occasions he didn't find a fat man playing with his penis...



Wednesday, 8 September 2010

...fried rice

Poor Stephanie Rice. She tweeted "suck on that faggots!" in the excitement of Australia beating South Africa at some game involving a ball or something. I'm so offended. Young people never spoke like that in my day.

She has since apologised, saying at a tearful press conference "I've learnt a lot in the last couple of days". I sure hope you have Stephanie...

Lesson 1. Don't drink and tweet
Lesson 2. Don't tweet

*Disclaimer: This post may be just a thinly veiled excuse to upload a gratuitous swimsuit shot of Stephanie Rice

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Friday, 3 September 2010 sweet pea

At the request of the fine author of Blurb from the Burbs, here's my daughter at 3 months.

It's been amazing watching her develop. She's growing very nicely and hasn't been sick yet. She sleeps well too. I'm a rich man. And with Father's day coming, I'm expecting my first box of hankies. How excitement!