Tuesday, 30 June 2009


I bought a ukelele the other day. I've wanted one for a long time. Its bright red, and cost thirty bucks. It's very easy to play. It was either a ukelele or an electric guitar, but taking an electric guitar camping has drawbacks, like scaring the kangaroos away... and needing a generator.

I used to have an electric guitar. It was white and had "Helter Skelter" written on it in red oil paint. One of my dodgy housemates stole it back in the early 90's. I was in a band back then. We used to play for whiskey and beer. We were pretty shit.



Monday, 29 June 2009


I just made the connection that the real-life principal who acted in Summer Heights High, Elida Brereton, was one of my real-life teachers at high school.

She was really cool, partly because she'd give us chocolate frogs if we were good, so as a result all the kids were good, even the naughty ones like me. She'd travelled the world too and would show slides of her adventures from time to time. It was inspiring stuff.... and there were chocolate frogs.

All the kids loved EB.



Friday, 26 June 2009

...weird science

I went to the Star Wars: Where Science meets Imagination exhibition at Scienceworks last weekend.

Couldn't see much science though, just massive piles of overpriced Star Wars(TM) merchandise. The niblings spent more time in the giftshop... though they did have a really cool model of the Millenium Falcon, but for $18???

I think they need better fungineers at Scienceworks.


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Thursday, 25 June 2009

...I had a dream

I had a dream the other night that Bob Dylan loved me and thought I was really cool.

I've suddenly lost all respect for Bob Dylan.

I also dreamed that I was starring in a movie about a bunch of hikers who get attacked by several large Grizzly bears. For realism, the director made us walk around the hills where there were several large, angry, very real Grizzly bears hanging around behind the bushes, kind of like the Bear Witch Project, only scary.

When I woke up my pussy cat was standing on my head.



Wednesday, 24 June 2009


What's all the fuss with this "Utegate" crap? So the government helped out a mate so what? Wouldn't be the first time. Makes the world go around I reckon, helping out mates.

So a car dealer sent a fax to the treasurer's home, so what? It's not as if they were plotting the destruction of world during a nazi-style orgy while drinking alcopops and smoking, though if the Liberals did that, it would be the last of their problems at the moment.

Ha! Boo-sucks to you Jimmy!


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Tuesday, 23 June 2009

...my birthday

It's my birthday today. I'm 34.

In 30 more years I won't be able to sing that shit Paul McCartney song because I'll actually be 64. I can't wait. Either that or I'll be hit by a bus.

God I'm depressed.



Monday, 22 June 2009


I still don't really get Twitter, or at least think it's importance is overstated. So I'm gonna make this blog like Twitter, for a bit anyways. I might call it Shitter, kind of rants of 100 words or less based on one simple question..."Why do I give a fuck?"

Oh and I'm going daily too, 'cept weekends (ha! me so farny)


Sunday, 21 June 2009


Friday, 5 June 2009


There are two types of folk in the world (or perhaps it better suits the the country/culture)...

...People that would have their dogs inside, or keep their dogs outside.

What say you?