Tuesday, 15 September 2009

...genius


I had a great idea last night.

If the world is warming up because of our burning of fossil fuels, then why don't we have a world campaign where everyone leaves their fridge door open for a day, which will cool the planet by a few degrees, thus ensuring a rosy future for all humanity.

The Man at the Pub saves the world again! Why aren't I World President?

El Presidente del Publo!
There'd never be wars, just hangovers.

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3 Comments:

At 15 September 2009 at 20:28 , Blogger Helen said...

You do know that if you leave the fridge door open it actually warms the room up...

 
At 15 September 2009 at 21:16 , Blogger Terence McDanger said...

They should also build all future cities out in the countryside where the air is cleaner.

It's a fucking no-brainer like.

 
At 16 September 2009 at 11:17 , Blogger Cinema Minima said...

Helen - Please don't go spoiling my delusion with those pesky laws of physics.

T McD - You'd make a great Vice Presidente.

 

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