I bought a ukelele the other day. I've wanted one for a long time. Its bright red, and cost thirty bucks. It's very easy to play. It was either a ukelele or an electric guitar, but taking an electric guitar camping has drawbacks, like scaring the kangaroos away... and needing a generator.
I used to have an electric guitar. It was white and had "Helter Skelter" written on it in red oil paint. One of my dodgy housemates stole it back in the early 90's. I was in a band back then. We used to play for whiskey and beer. We were pretty shit.